On a slow news day like this, it can be fun to put things into context.
A story like the one in WaPo comes along, where US President George W. Bush laments that he's had trouble "ending tyranny in our world" because of US "bureaucracy".
Now, everyone in the US can admit the bureaucracy's gotten a bit rough since some of the new 9/11 legislation.
This said, Mr. President, shedding some light on the last six years of your government might help us figure out why it seems so tough preserving democracy and ending tyranny in the world today.
In fact, Mr. President, we'll do it this way. We'll pretend I'm not a mere private citizen with a voice, but your advisor - a member of the Cabinet.
And we'll pretend it's six years ago.
Here's my advice.
1) Do not use cheap legal language to justify the existence of a military prison at Guantanemo Bay that holds prisoners of war without trial and spits in the face of Habeas Corpus rights -- the legal bedrock of modern civilization and the pride and dignity of governments ruling over the English-speaking peoples for the last 500 years.
2) Do not take unilateral action to start a war that is counter to the interests of the American people, counter to the national security interests of the United States, and undermines the authority of the United Nations -- the only possibility the community of free nations might have to legislate the world in a way that secures liberty for all humankind.
3) As leader and news figure, do not consistently refuse to acknowledge reality and have colleagues spread bad information in a way that corrupts the American news landscape, spurring hatred among the American people and undermining American civil society.
4) If, by chance, you do happen to do all of what I've told you not to do.
Do not appoint ambassadors and government officials that drive a wedge between the US and European governments in an attempt to justify the poor, ill-planned, unnecessary war, that (hypothetically, of course) would be counter to the interests of nearly every nation in the world except Iran.
It will be hard to plant trees abroad if you burn the forests at home, Mr. President.
It's the ash on your hands, sir.
It will do something to the seeds.